updates on the last few weeks! and its my birthday on sunday!

omg how. i am so depressed. anyways, postponing my party to september because

a) a good wait is always worth it
b) i admit, i'm way too busy with carlsberg performances to do so! :((((

updates on my schedule (yes i know i've been awful with blogging, i'm making up for it! :) )

1) i'm doing my hair tomorrow! if you still don't know why my hair is SO LONG, and no, it's all real and not extensions, and put it up to me being vain (which of course, is true, haha) it's actually because i had the worst, WORST experience ever three years ago when i decided to chop my hair short. what was meant to be a chic look ended up as a serious japanese boy's look which obviously will look crazy. so i never cut my hair again except once during a work related event, and my attempt at bangs a couple of months back. SO LOOK OUT FOR NEW HAIR PICTURES! it'll probably look the same, but hello it's groundshaking news! haha. until now i'm like freaking tarzan.

2) one of my best, best, best friends ever came back! b is the shizz. here i am sounding like a rap icon. only for two days in transit before she heads back for her honours year, but it was the most awesome two days, planning our ridiculous but still feasible within the realms of our possibility-minds. love you if you're reading this!

3) i worked at the butters chivas regal event last week at butters! if you were ambushed by a demonic looking person wearing a hilariously cute cat mask with offers of whether you wanted masks, that was me. official pictures here, pictures from my own cam later. worked with darling corde!

corde on left, me on right, and our freaking awesome masks haha.


my demonic look, "batman or wolverine? we ran out of ninja turtle! "

mraowwww.

corde and i had an insane time hahahah helping people with masks, taking photos with polaroids! remind me please to upload photos soon. spam me, email me, facebook me. knock yourselves out!

4) were you at the zouk wardrobe 2009 annual fashion showcase! freaking fantastic. i walked, dealt with some major bitchyness, but lived with it and it was still freaking awesome.

pre-show:



chrishirl, me, and mich!


freaking awesome makeup from inuovi.
and i sewed this dress! haha must.show.off.


LOVE OF MY LIFE





after-party:

hair was way too crazy to remove. but freaking awesome. left it on. haha.


crazy face on as well.

5) sony ericsson media launch 2009. wore nursey white! ugly photo here of me, but here's pettigrew, from axn. i got a mini feature! muahahhahaha. episode's over though :(

6) went out on an awesome jet boat with jacklyn, jas, and sarah ann.

7) been partying like maniac.

multiply photo style by 67349003854 times. all the same either way haha.

OKAY REMIND ME PLEASE ABOUT PHOTOS I OWE! IM GOING TO TYPE THEM HERE JUST TO REMIND MYSELF.

1) polaroids of chivas event with corde, sab, dawn <3>

more tampon babe videooooooos.

by the time you're done you might kill yourself over our utter randomness. hahahahha. knock yourselves out, you know i love you. and to make up for my utter neglect, i posted extra!









if you actually found those vids entertaining, then hooray you officially have an equally warped sense of humour, haha. you can join the facebook group here, if you want to see more or want us to make more, hahaha:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=95683436546&ref=ts

love you xoxo!
j.


p.s. okay, extra video, not for the faint hearted, haha. be brave and be strong, this is how to use a tampon.

and another tampon video

another mad slightly drunken day last night. hahahhaa. awesome crowd though, met up with like, all my favourite people. at the same time, some of whom i haven't seen in way too long. xoxo to crystal, jac, jasmine, my tampons!, richard, my dearest jc friends and crowd whom i see like, twice an effing year haha. i love you guys (yes still, despite my sober state now.)

anyways, heres another vid of the tampons for your cheap thrill entertainment of the day. xoxo.



love you summer haha!

wanted to share more, but turns out you can't embed fb vids if someone else posted them up. damnit. :( anyone know a way around that? i'll try to figure it out.

xoxo,
j.

what i've been up to!

jas and i on the yatch in tioman, fresh faced!
and this photo is absolutely not photoshopped. this is how awesome the sun is in tioman.

so im back from tioman yay! and my internet is up and running so all is well. however. tioman photos must wait. hahaha i haven't even uploaded them on fb yet! and i thought i'd give some explanation as to my disappearance!

okay, so i might be the worst blogger in the history of mankind because i keep procrastinating! but here's what i've been up to the last couple of weeks! dang dang dang dang. i'm doing a campaign for carlsberg! we're forming a girl percussion crew, like wicked aura but obviously not as fabulous, although we all have an effing warped sense of humour. let me introduce you to our so-called crew, which because of a private joke we're now called "the tampons".

from left: lov, eileen, sab, dawn, jilly, summer, me, and kar, whom i've known for like the last eight years? hahah.the guy is our instructor, jordon! who has no facebook. we like to mock. see our evil below.

girls in uniform! i'm not there because i had to rush off for zouk wardrobe 2009 (will post pictures later!) pretty not!

if you're interested in updates, you can follow us on facebook here:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=95683436546#/pages/The-Tampons/96725314447?ref=ts

the fan page is also a joke, but it's funny, and we'll be posting all the clubs we'll be headed to in advance in case, miracle of god, you might want to check our boom boom shake shake music out hahaha. one day we will be super famous like britney and you can tell your aunty/mother/cousin/great grandpa's brother's nephews son's sister that you were the thirteenth fan on our page hahahaha.

i emphasise, the name is a joke lah okay thank you hahaha.

here are more photos of our nonsense, and the girls and our instruments.

lov, pink tampon, on snares

me, black tampon, on snares

sab, menses (yes, menses haha) on surdo


jilly, lime green tampon, leader and on surdo


karen, purple tampon, on surdo


dawn on agogo


eileen, white tampon, on thumborine


summer, yellow tampon, on shakers!

and that makes up our crew :))))))

more photos because i know you're kaypoh and im so sweet right.

our practice room


because we are that fierce.
























the toilet we are always spending forever after in


lov and i are snare partners! and the BEST EVER, OKAY.

in our secret life we are also kawaii kids.

love them girls.
k you know where to find us! just fb search the tampons if you're lazy. and ill upload more vids of our nonsense soon hahaha maybe one a day so i don't overkill my blog and you guys with high levels of retardedness.

xoxo,
j.